I just want to steal a second of your time by telling you about my first day of classes for my second semester of college, and you won’t be disappointed. Of course I decided to wear a high wasted skirt, a cute long sleeved shirt, panty hose, and some cheeky underwear. You gotta look good on the first day of classes, right? One thing I decided to take a risk on?? Shorts underneath my skirt. So, I get out of my car after driving to the grocery store that has a Starbucks where a grande salted caramel mocha frappechino was calling my name. I decided I would bring in my backpack so I could work on homework. As I’m walking in, a guy is running (and I mean RUNNING) to me. Is he going to tell me I’m cute? Is he going to ask for my number? Is this where I meet the love of my life? Are we gonna become bestfriends? No.
He says “your skirts jacked up”. I reach behind and that’s when I feel my ass, completely uncovered(: Cool. Still a chance to fall in love? lol no. Maybe he was running so fast because he saw five children ahead of me and didn’t want them to be scarred for life. It was so embarrassing. Being the chill person I am, I look at him for a second, and say “Oh”. Then I walk/walk as fast as possible away. I seriously should’ve thanked him because he saved me the humiliation in front of the whole grocery store. But instead I quickly get my frappechino drink and leave as fast as I can. To top everything off, he was right behind me in the parking lot. I could just tell that we were best buds now. I mean, once someone sees your ass, aren’t you guys then bestfriends? So hey bud, if you read this, thanks and lets hangout soon.
I’ll update this later and attach a picture of my cute ass outfit because it needs to be seen, but maybe not my ass this time. (:
If any of y’all are in college, I hope you guys are having better luck then me. In classes, love, and ass showings!
Xo, Courtney Leigh